Don’t promise when you’re happy, don’t reply when you’re angry, and don’t decide when you’re sad.

(Source: sheamnessy, via sheamnessy)

Jun 19th

the-absolute-best-gifs:

2000ish:
12 years later and I’m still waiting for this to be invented.

Jun 14th

locsgirl:

bring-a-smile-t0-survive:

stewie-just-said-that:

geometricdeathtrap:

greenfeldspar:

asktrickstertrolls:

pugsies:

PLEASE READ. WILL NOT HURT TO AND FORWARD. Kids are putting Drano, tin foil, and a little water in plastic drink bottles and capping it up - leaving it on lawns, in mail boxes, in gardens, on driveways etc. just waiting for you to pick it up intending to put it in the rubbish, but you’ll never make it!!! If the bottle is picked up, and the bottle is shaken even just a little - in about 30 seconds or less it builds up enough gas which then explodes with enough force to remove some your extremities. The liquid that comes out is boiling hot as well. Don’t pick up any plastic bottles that may be lying in your yards or in the gutter, etc. Pay attention to this. A plastic bottle with a cap. A little Drano. A little water. A small piece of foil. Disturb it by moving it; and BOOM!! No fingers left and other serious effects to your face, eyes, etc. Please ensure that everyone that may not have email access are also informed of this.

Snopes confirms.

What, are these kids budding sociopaths or something?

I’ve dealt with these before. If you find one:
Do not touch it
Do not touch it
Do not let anyone else touch it
Clear the area around it. It will explode on its own in time.
Once it explodes, do not make contact with the liquid inside. If needed, flush it away with large amounts of water.
Do not try to detonate it. You’ll probably be disfigured.
I’ve seen what these can do. The acidic liquid inside can strip the paint off a car.

holy shit i thought this was a fucking condom and i almost just scrolled past it

What the fuck is wrong with kids these days?? Oh yeah, their idiotic parents, who don’t discipline their spawn, give these little pieces of shits an iPhone at the age of 3 and they can use the Internet to find all of these dangerous “pranks”. I blame the parents more than anything.

What a great way to get back at my enemies. >=3

Jun 14th

fuckyeahdarkgirls:

WILL AND JADA WHO? prom2K13

Jun 14th

unitedstatesofazalia:

Jun 14th

Jun 12th

lulz-time:

jinxley:
i tried to invoke the powers of jesus on my history test but the lord has failed me

Jun 12th

auginator90:

cal0rexia:

donutlikeu:

scraggay:

slam nunk

the score is 6 to nun

nba playas aint got nuntin on em

Nun of these puns are funny.
hey what they do on their spare time is nun of your buisness

Jun 11th

the-absolute-best-gifs:

the-absolute-funniest-posts:
joshunf:
this guy would survive in movies
girl i hope you appreciate your boyfriend. he just stood practically on top of a horror movie monster so you could get out of the elevator first. he loves you.

Jun 9th

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